{"id":4468,"date":"2015-02-02T03:27:15","date_gmt":"2015-02-02T08:27:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thejuliagroup.com\/blog\/?p=4468"},"modified":"2015-02-02T03:27:15","modified_gmt":"2015-02-02T08:27:15","slug":"how-not-to-get-your-ass-fired-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thejuliagroup.com\/blog\/how-not-to-get-your-ass-fired-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"How not to get your ass fired: Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you have no doubt cleverly deduced from the title, this is the second installment in my series, &#8220;Mama AnnMaria&#8217;s Advice on How Not to Get Your Ass Fired.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejuliagroup.com\/blog\/?p=4400\">In Part 1, I\u00a0explained why employees who (in their view) never make mistakes end up getting their asses fired<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s lesson is:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Understand that your boss doesn&#8217;t have to explain everything to you.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s say that you believe that you are doing stellar work. Let&#8217;s further assume that the work you are doing is both something objectively difficult &#8211; \u00a03-D modeling, software development, teaching probability theory\u00a0&#8211; and that you believe to be important.<\/p>\n<p>You are doing a great job and are highly skilled but they are not paying you the salary you believe you deserve<\/p>\n<p>As I see it, there are four\u00a0possibilities.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>The organization cannot afford to pay you more than you are getting.<\/li>\n<li>Your boss is a moron.<\/li>\n<li>They are hoping you will quit.<\/li>\n<li>The work you are doing is not of the quality or importance that you believe it is.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Let&#8217;s consider possibility number one. If that is the case and everything you assume about your performance is true, then the organization should be trying to make it up to you in other ways. I once worked for a non-profit where my boss couldn&#8217;t offer me a raise but cut my hours 25% and gave me the same pay. They might give you flexible hours, a nice office, a travel budget, an impressive-sounding title. None of those things are the same as cash but they at least show the organization is making an effort.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s assume that they do none of that and\u00a0you are treated like a peon. They even make you wear that Hotdog on a Stick uniform\u00a0even though you don&#8217;t work at Hotdog on a Stick. There remain the last three possibilities.<\/p>\n<p>Why would your boss want you to quit? In my experience, the two most common reasons are:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You are a pain in the ass<\/li>\n<li>The work you are doing is not of the quality or importance that you believe it is.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There are\u00a0things your boss may not tell you for very good reasons, say, \u00a0non-disclosure agreements.<\/p>\n<p><strong>It is possible that your work is not really all that important. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yes, you have done a fabulous job creating the company website. However, the company is in merger negotiations\u00a0after which the website will be taken down and all of the products listed under Acme Giant Corporation, Inc. You may be fabulous at teaching probability theory but the\u00a0university is discontinuing its Statistics major due to lack of students enrolling in Northern Alaska On a Mountaintop University.<\/p>\n<p>They also may not be telling you that they are hoping you will quit to avoid the unpleasantness of having to fire you.<\/p>\n<p>Why on earth would anyone ever want to fire you, other than that your work isn&#8217;t as important as you think?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Another possibility, as much as this may cause you pain, is that your work isn&#8217;t as good as you think it is<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejuliagroup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/fish1.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-380\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejuliagroup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/fish1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"fish\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thejuliagroup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/fish1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.thejuliagroup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/fish1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.thejuliagroup.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/fish1.JPG 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Perhaps you suffer from the Big Fish in a Small Pond Syndrome. Maybe you know more about Windows 8 than any of your friends. Let us at least entertain the notion that you may have particularly stupid friends. Yes, you were the IT expert at your old job but there were only six people in that company and they were in the janitorial business. Now you work IT at Microsoft and they are not impressed that you know what a printer driver is.<\/p>\n<p><strong>You should be aware of the Performance: Pain in the Ass\u00a0Theorem<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>To whit, there is no performance so great that it cannot be exceeded by the pain in the ass of putting up with you. (Note that even Steve Jobs got fired from Apple).<\/p>\n<p>Since it is past 2 am in North Dakota, from which I returned at midnight on Friday, and I have not one, but two meetings in the morning, further explanation of this highly important theorem in the field of Not-Getting-Your-Ass-Fired will have to wait until another post.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you have no doubt cleverly deduced from the title, this is the second installment in my series, &#8220;Mama AnnMaria&#8217;s Advice on How Not to Get Your Ass Fired.&#8221; In Part 1, I\u00a0explained why employees who (in their view) never make mistakes end up getting their asses fired. 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